Barry Bonds*

Let's have a bicycle race. Rules are all bikes have to be pedal powered, no cutting corners on the track, no malicious contact. Easy enough. I'll show up in a moped, remember those, pedal powered and, uh, engine assist.

Bonds gots skills. He just knew he wasn't man enough without a little "assist." I say give him the record. When it's all done let's see:

Bonds, 1032*

and at the bottom of the page:

*not man enough without the juice.